At least they can spell AA

Two AA signs seen in Brighton yesterday, one pointing to Kent Town (any relation to Kemp Town?) and the other warning of likely conjestion, which is like congestion only funnier.
United set out with a gun against their temple but it was the body of Carlisle which was riddled with bullets by full-time at Brunton Park, both fired by the lethal boot of Jonathan Howson.
— Leeds players, now equipped with deadly Rosa Klebb style football boots. (Leeds United boss McAllister’s show of faith reaps rewards - Yorkshire Evening Post)